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Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If "poli" means many, and "tics" mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does "politics" mean?
Isn’t it cruel idea that the word "Lisp" has an "S" in it?
Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Isn’t it ironic that your nose “runs” and your feet “smell?
If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights?
Why is it called a REsearch when you are supposedly looking for something new?
Why do they say new and improved? It can't be new if it was improved can it?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why do they call it rush hour when nobody moves?
If the president was a woman, would her husband be the first man?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?How ironic, studying bout historic wars nd at the same time teachers tell us no to violence!
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?Why is there braille on the ATM drive-thru?
What is a male ballerina called?
Did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
about the vacuum thing..... i do that :P but i can honestly tell you that i have no idea whatsoever why i do :P
ReplyDeleteand about zebras: white with black stripes :D
anyway,,,,,, hahaaa i laughed a lot while reading this (mostly the vacuum part :P) *thumbs up*
hehehehe :D
ReplyDeleteim glad that u enjoyed my post!
seriously!! i do the exact same thing, beats me y i do that :P
am pretty sure so many others do the same thing
arent we just adorably stupid :P
About the politics.. I think we now all know why it was named like that
ReplyDeleteAbout the nose running and the feet smelling , haha nice one :P
About the research, hmmm maybe because someone else searched it before you did ? :P hahaha :P
New and improved as in the new version is more improved than the old one? :P
About the gay bars... How did you know that? ;P
Adam and Eve... they didn't until they ate the apples and grew reproductive organs? :P
hmmm a male ballerina.. A ballerino? :P hahah
hahahaaaaa adorably stupid ! :P nice way of putting it ;)
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